And there’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
The Beatles liked that the Sunday monkey played piano song, played piano song for Michelle.Īnd tonight on the radio they played Toto’s Africa in which they guess it rains down in Africa. Michael Jackson’s pretty sure the chair is not his son in Billie Jean. Or “Rocket man, burning up the trees out on the lawn.” (Two Tickets to Paradise)Įlton John was a big one: “She’s got electric boobs, her mom has two.” (Bennie & the Jets) Or “Bitch I’ll shoot down your plane” and “Back to the hollowed out log in the woods” in Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (maybe he was a Keebler elf with violent tendencies?) Or “Had an old gold Chevy and my friends were my own” from Crocodile Rock. I always thought Manfred Mann was singing “Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night” in Blinded By the Light.īeck sang about putting soy on the door (I’m a Loser).Īnd Eddie Money had two ticks and a pair of dice. This made me laugh so hard…I love mondegreens! And once you hear them, you can’t hear the song any other way. It’s just a wild, wild, wild, wild, love.
You’re one to talk, You go so fast, oh oh, wild wild life.Īnd I know that’s the way you like it, oh, oh Paint a picture, it ain’t a tale, oh oh, they got some wild wild life That’s how it starts, oh oh, got some wild wild life We wanna go but we don’t wanna go, oh oh I gotta wild wild life Sleeping on the edge of the stage oh oh getting wild lifeīreaking in her chicken ah, oh oh oh, I got a wild wild life (I don’t know what this means but I assumed it was something kinky) You get them both then! Time of your life.īack to sitting on pins and needles. I know that’s the way, Eliza, oh oh, baby, wild wild. On the way he got stuck in a stage oh, oh, he got some wild wild lifeīreak it up when he opens the door, uh oh! We’re doing wild, wild life. Satan on your windowsill but the tense says it’s time for ardor slowerĬheck out pepto bismuth man, oh, oh, he bought some wild wild life I wrestle with a llama (I know it says conscience but it always feels like he’s going to say llama and I don’t know why) Here come the dutch woman in charge oh, oh, oh, she got some wild, wild life.Īin’t that the way you like it, oh oh, women and wild, wild life? I got some news to tell you, oh, oh, about some wild, wild life. Here on this mountain top, oh, oh, I got some wild, wild life Here is the actual song and below are the lyrics as I hear them: So I looked up the lyrics and apparently this one of many songs I’ve been singing this song loudly and wrongly because for the last 30 years I thought this was about a Dutch woman named Eliza who has a lot of pubic hair and is having an orgy with the Talking Heads guy until her husband walks in and then the Talking Heads guy convinces his to join them and then they all have cake. Like, what else is Cat Fancy supposed to be? That’s obviously vagina. Me: I’m pretty sure it’s all sexual innuendo.
Because if you’re wearing someone’s vagina you’re having sex with them. Me: It’s about sex right? He’s wearing her vagina. Victor and I in the car singing along to Talking Heads Wild Wild Life: